You Are What You Eat

The Dietary idiosyncrasies that I'm convinced are saving my life:

• My love for skim milk
• My favorite snack is cottage cheese [+ chips]
• I can eat only one girl scout cookie
• I do not like alfredo, or any cream sauces
• My sweet tooth is more like the size of a filing.
• I do not like melon, of any kind [Do your research, peeps.]

Dietary habits that are certain to lead to my demise:

• I don't eat breakfast. [Yeah, I know.]
• I almost never drink water before 3PM.
• Every time I buy banana's, they go bad, and I'm forced to mush them w. sugar, oil, eggs, etc. until they become an edible banana bread.
• [I just had to sing Gwen Stefani when I typed b-a-n-a-n-a-s.                        I just did it again.]
• My affinity for vodka, whiskey, beer, coffee and probably most detrimental, Diet Coke.